How many Accessories does it take to change a light bulb?

How many Accessories does it take to change a light bulb? I don't care but if you have a few extras please send them my way....

Once upon a time an Accessory mentioned that the Momadonnas don't seem to like men. We disagree! Boy Howdy do we ever! We LOVE men, in fact we love them so much we would like to have 7 or 8 each. Seriously, would we bother to give them a Momadonna nickname if we didn't like them? Silly men, they don't know their own worth, but we do! This got us a-think-n “What men would we like for our 8 man entourage?” So as a public service to moms everywhere here is a list of men every mom should have in her life:

The Protector - If you don't have a big dog for protection then a man is the next best thing. Men are natural protectors. Why do you think they are so obsessed with fire, into sports, and always picking out the action movies at the theater? It is in their genes! All men respect a protector and all women adore him. Including Momadonnas, for example, when we go dancing we usually form a circle in an organized effort to keep the Creepers at bay, however, when we bring an Accessory along those same Creepers keep their distance!

The Cook - A man who knows how to cook is unlike any other. They not only save you time in the kitchen but they are happiest when serving you! They freely use words like hot, succulent, sticky, tantalizing, sweet, tasty, exotic, spicy, ahhh.... if only men would talk to us like that more often. Cooks are also known for their tendency to experiment and any man who wants to experiment on us, well now, that may have to be it's own subject!

The Cleaner - Ha ha ha. We think he is extinct that is if he ever existed at all…..

Mr. Fix it - Sometimes you need a man to fix things. That's not to say you can't do it yourself but it is so much more fun to watch him do it (especially if he is also eye candy man). We all know when you fix/build something, it is never as easy to do as it looks and inevitably there will be a few parts missing. So you may as well have a man do this for you, besides men like to shop at Home Depot, right? Add the fact that it is a stress reduction for you (not necessarily for the man) then you almost HAVE TO wrangle up an Accessory to fix it for you.

Eye Candy Man - Self-explanatory. We love eye candy men!!!

Mr. Kisser - As the name implies this is a man we love to kiss, amongst other things (AKA friend "with benefits"). We love to be with him. He makes our toes tingle and sometimes other parts. No other man can get our heart racing as fast or give us the same wild rush of emotion. Basically it just feels good when we moms are with him. …..Whoa that did NOT come out as planned! OK when I said we moms are with him above I was not implying all the moms are there with one accessory - We DO NOT SHARE! Whatever were you thinking?

Mall Guy- We all have a story about that one time a stranger gave us "the look." You know the one. The one where he smiles, looks you up and down, and is clearly enjoying the view. We adore these men. There are no strings attached and no commitment needed. He simply helps you acknowledge that you are a lovely lady who should be noticed. Nothing beats the feeling of knowing you are desirable! Of course when this happens you must immediately brag to your girls or your Accessory - whomever is closest!!!

Companion - OK truth be told sometimes it is nice to simply be with a man. Someone you can talk to and who will give you another point of view. Someone who will sit-back and relax with you and who likes you exactly as you are. He can also be any one of the other men above or a compilation of all of them. As long as being with him feels good then he is exactly what we need! Of course if he is also a good masseur that doesn’t hurt either….