Momadonnas are very busy. We are always running around in 12 different directions, so keeping in touch can be difficult. We find texting helps. However, as Bitch learned, if not used properly, texting can also cause problems.
Bitch, in addition to texting the Momadonnas, loves to text her Accessory. One day she decided to text him one of those private texts. You know the ones – the ones that make you lift your eyebrow and say "naughty, naughty," while wagging your index finger back and forth. Anyway, Bitch felt she had composed a rather nice little text sure to make anyone blush and sent it off to her Accessory. She just knew he would enjoy it. Unfortunately, he didn't respond. She waited and waited, still nothing! So she called him “Hey, didn’t you like my text?” and his reply “What text?”
OH NO!
Bitch pulled up her phones history and found she had not sent the text to her Accessory… Dum Dum Dum (that’s the dreaded drum roll). She had sent it instead to The Professional!
Now imagine The Professional’s surprise as she read the extent of Bitches feelings for her. I’m sure she was very flattered that Bitch cared for her that much and was ready to let her down gently when Bitch called. Because of course Bitch did call. You see Bitch knew that being The Professional entitles you to some respectability, so she felt a little embarrassed (but not as embarrassed as she would have been if she had sent that photo…). Yes, Bitch called and apologized. The Professional, being rather relieved, graciously accepted. The other girls? Now what they did with this information is a different story all together.
Poor Bitch. For weeks on end she was sent naughty texts and not quite respectable photos from the other Momadonnas. Of course we thought we were very helpful and we have noticed Bitch definitely double checks her texts before she sends them now!
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