Birthday Week

Do you want to be a Momadonna? Are you wondering what the requirements are? Well, we do have a web page dedicated to it and normally we would be more than glad to “tell you were to go”, however, since you are here… The answer is in order to become a Momadonna you must first be a mom, and second you need to have a birthday between March 14 and March 21st. Oh and it helps to be a Pisces. That gives you about 8 days to work with. So if you could arrange your birth to occur at these times please by all means get to it! The Moms themselves have done fairly well keeping up with this rule. Bitch, Ringleader and Punk all have their birthdays during that week. That makes it a very interesting week indeed. The Professional does not have a birthday on that week, but someone has to keep those three fishies on a hook. The Moms enjoy their week and always have a group party (or two - possibly three) plus each has their own individual parties. That way no one is ever board, in fact, it has been a struggle to fit all that partying in!

This year was no different. The Momadonnas started with a group birthday party at Ringleaders house the week prior to the infamous birthday week. This was followed by the Birthdays of both the Ringleader and Bitch. Bitch’s birthday party included a little light hearted drinking and by little I mean 5 shots and 3 beers and that was just the H'ors deurves wait until you hear what she had for the main course! Then the moms went out to their second group birthday party at the Lady Gaga concert (this had a double purpose it was a party and it helped fill in their dancing quota for the month). Finally, Punk got around to adding her birthday to the list.

This gave the girls a lot of time to find out what part of their birthday they liked best and so each mom celebrated in her own way. On her birthday, Punk, gave everyone else gifts. On Bitch’s birthday she declared, “I don’t have to wear green because St. Patrick’s day IS my birthday (and it is too).” Ringleader asked if she could sit down yet (her schedule had been booked for months in advance…it may be her only chance to sit and relax). This all leads to The Professional. She must find this week hard for a couple reasons: First, her birthday is NOT in March and second, because all the others are, she must find March a very expensive month $$$!! Yet somehow she also survives… probably on Momadonna lip balm.

So the end result is for one week in March not only do we Momadonnas think we rule the world (which we do just ask us) but you readers actually put up with it!