Eating with the Momadonnas

You may not be surprised to learn the Momadonnas love to play with their food. You may even feel confidant that after watching them jump into a giant pie - you’ve pretty much proven your point. Well, we concede that you have, but you still don’t know the extent of our fetish with food! It’s not just that we like to eat it but we love to have fun while doing so (ok, ok we love to have fun doing everything…. we ARE Momadonnas after all). However, to get the full gist of our food obsession you must take us out for sushi. Yes you must! The Moms love Sushi, well except Punk. She is not into sushi and even after the other Momadonnas found deep fried sushi, she still would not budge. However, deep fried cheesecake is an entirely different story (which they just so happen to offer at sushi restaurants, just so you know).

So…you ask: How can eating sushi be fun other than the explosion of taste in your mouth? Well, you can wear it. Sometimes we do. We can be a bit messy and it’s not only our own food we end up wearing. It can be everyone else’s too. Part of being a Momadonna means sharing everything, even accessories – NO, NO not those Accessories but the other kind, like sunglasses and lip balm. Wow…about gave you the wrong impression there. When it comes to food, we share it as well. It is not uncommon to have a dish passed from person to person around the table for everyone to try. This can lead to a nice little mess. Which is why eating out is a good thing. WE don’t have to clean up! However, when the food being passed around is Hamachi Sashimi you should probably watch Bitch very carefully. She doesn’t eat it or even wear it she simply adds it to her anatomy. She loves it so much she has been known to pull the waitress over to see the results. And what are the results you ask? Bitch was able to add a piece of sashimi to her tongue making her look like the lead singer of KISS. Ah, the Momadonnas do so love to play with their food and we don’t see it ending any time soon (especially if we can keep making dirty jokes about the results as we did with the KISS fish tong – but we wont go there now, its too much, and I’m blushing already)

So feel free to take us out for Sushi any time! AANNNNNYY TIME!!!