Eating with the Momadonnas

You may not be surprised to learn the Momadonnas love to play with their food. You may even feel confidant that after watching them jump into a giant pie - you’ve pretty much proven your point. Well, we concede that you have, but you still don’t know the extent of our fetish with food! It’s not just that we like to eat it but we love to have fun while doing so (ok, ok we love to have fun doing everything…. we ARE Momadonnas after all). However, to get the full gist of our food obsession you must take us out for sushi. Yes you must! The Moms love Sushi, well except Punk. She is not into sushi and even after the other Momadonnas found deep fried sushi, she still would not budge. However, deep fried cheesecake is an entirely different story (which they just so happen to offer at sushi restaurants, just so you know).

So…you ask: How can eating sushi be fun other than the explosion of taste in your mouth? Well, you can wear it. Sometimes we do. We can be a bit messy and it’s not only our own food we end up wearing. It can be everyone else’s too. Part of being a Momadonna means sharing everything, even accessories – NO, NO not those Accessories but the other kind, like sunglasses and lip balm. Wow…about gave you the wrong impression there. When it comes to food, we share it as well. It is not uncommon to have a dish passed from person to person around the table for everyone to try. This can lead to a nice little mess. Which is why eating out is a good thing. WE don’t have to clean up! However, when the food being passed around is Hamachi Sashimi you should probably watch Bitch very carefully. She doesn’t eat it or even wear it she simply adds it to her anatomy. She loves it so much she has been known to pull the waitress over to see the results. And what are the results you ask? Bitch was able to add a piece of sashimi to her tongue making her look like the lead singer of KISS. Ah, the Momadonnas do so love to play with their food and we don’t see it ending any time soon (especially if we can keep making dirty jokes about the results as we did with the KISS fish tong – but we wont go there now, its too much, and I’m blushing already)

So feel free to take us out for Sushi any time! AANNNNNYY TIME!!!

The Accessories and the Lady Gaga Concert

As you know for the Momadonnas official birthday celebration they went to the Lady Gaga concert. They booked their seats months in advance (like 6) and settled down to wait.

When the day finally arrived the Momadonnas felt they were well organized, but the Accessories were in a state of disarray. There were so many little things they had to work out: who would drive, when to eat, what to do, and finally the big one- what should they wear? The last one sounds easy enough but not when you invite the Accessories. How does one dress a man for a Lady Gaga concert? Well there are whole websites dedicated to that question, unfortunately, after reviewing several of them we determined that if you were a straight male you probably didn’t go to Lady Gaga concerts. Dressing them could be interesting….

Punk tried to get her Accessory to match her, but for some reason he was not interested in dressing in bright, florescent pink. Bitch’s Accessory was glad to play along right up until the part where you go out in public. However, we do have some video to use against him in the future (right Mr. Monroe…yeah you know what we talking about.) Then there is Bling, Ringleaders Accessory. He started out dressed respectably but promptly got into the mood of things by ripping the side out of his jeans. We felt it made him fit in all the more. As you know there is nothing like a little cheekieness to put you in the mood and the boy definitely had some cheek going on.

All and all their outfits worked remarkably well but we still wish they would have used a bit more tin foil and maybe some bubbles….

Birthday Week

Do you want to be a Momadonna? Are you wondering what the requirements are? Well, we do have a web page dedicated to it and normally we would be more than glad to “tell you were to go”, however, since you are here… The answer is in order to become a Momadonna you must first be a mom, and second you need to have a birthday between March 14 and March 21st. Oh and it helps to be a Pisces. That gives you about 8 days to work with. So if you could arrange your birth to occur at these times please by all means get to it! The Moms themselves have done fairly well keeping up with this rule. Bitch, Ringleader and Punk all have their birthdays during that week. That makes it a very interesting week indeed. The Professional does not have a birthday on that week, but someone has to keep those three fishies on a hook. The Moms enjoy their week and always have a group party (or two - possibly three) plus each has their own individual parties. That way no one is ever board, in fact, it has been a struggle to fit all that partying in!

This year was no different. The Momadonnas started with a group birthday party at Ringleaders house the week prior to the infamous birthday week. This was followed by the Birthdays of both the Ringleader and Bitch. Bitch’s birthday party included a little light hearted drinking and by little I mean 5 shots and 3 beers and that was just the H'ors deurves wait until you hear what she had for the main course! Then the moms went out to their second group birthday party at the Lady Gaga concert (this had a double purpose it was a party and it helped fill in their dancing quota for the month). Finally, Punk got around to adding her birthday to the list.

This gave the girls a lot of time to find out what part of their birthday they liked best and so each mom celebrated in her own way. On her birthday, Punk, gave everyone else gifts. On Bitch’s birthday she declared, “I don’t have to wear green because St. Patrick’s day IS my birthday (and it is too).” Ringleader asked if she could sit down yet (her schedule had been booked for months in advance…it may be her only chance to sit and relax). This all leads to The Professional. She must find this week hard for a couple reasons: First, her birthday is NOT in March and second, because all the others are, she must find March a very expensive month $$$!! Yet somehow she also survives… probably on Momadonna lip balm.

So the end result is for one week in March not only do we Momadonnas think we rule the world (which we do just ask us) but you readers actually put up with it!