Definitions

From time to time the Momadonnas find that we have to explain ourselves (not very often because we do expect you to read our minds). So for those of you who are new to the world of Momadonnas, here are a few definitions to help ease your way..............

Definitions

•    Accessories - Any man who is brave enough to be seen with the Momadonnas (spouses, boyfriends and toys etc).

•    Boy Toy - Another name for Accessories used when teasing another mother about her man.

•    Creeper - A Man who we do NOT want to flirt with. He usually makes us uncomfortable. Their natural habitat is dance clubs, but they can be found in other environments. NOTE: for tips on how to get away from a creeper please see "How To Avoid Talking To People You Don't Want To Talk To" by Jenna Marbles on youtube.

•    Jamone - ?????? This was some strange word we went around saying for a while. Not even we moms really know what this means....

•    LL's - Lovely Ladys. These are the other women in our lives, friends, moms, great gals!

•    Like-Like - Another word for Love used by those who don’t want to admit it.

•    Minions - Another word for the little people we keep around to do our bidding (our children).

•    Moisties - Red Vine Licorice.

•    Momadonnas - Us! (Ringleader, Bitch, The Professional, and Punk) We are beautiful, inspirational, sexy, intelligent, sincere, important, always right never wrong, modest and humble women.

•    Moma Drama - Any Drama or so called drama involving moms both in and out of the Momadonnas.

•    Momasotas - A mother’s drink made with champagne and orange juice some call it Mimosa, but we won’t.