Who are the Momadonnas?

We are always right, never wrong, beautiful, inspirational, sexy, intelligent, sincere, important and as you can see very modest/humble women.

Here is the story behind the group formerly known as the Momtourage, which from here on out will be called the Momadonnas. There were some licensing issues with the tourage as well as the fact that an accessory came up with it. For those that don’t know, an accessory is any man who is brave enough to be seen with the Momadonnas. (They just look so good at our sides that we often keep them there as part of our outfit.) Not that we have anything against men in general and the one who came up with the idea has no problem being one of the girls; especially if the ratio is at least four females to one male and the skimpier the clothes the better. However, Momadonnas is a perfect name for us and yes an accessory helped us with this name too (what can I say men just can’t get us out of their heads). We are the prima donnas of the mom world hence MOMadonnas.

The MOM part of MOMadonnas is the reason you will keep reading. We are real life moms and this blog represents our real life adventures (hmm maybe slightly exaggerated but true none the
less). So should I say it a few more times? Why yes, yes I should: “Momadonnas, Momadonnas, Momadonnas” because we are that important. Each member has been carefully screened to make sure she is “Practically Perfect in Every Way.” Yes this is a quote from Mary Poppins but she is not a member of our group. This is because in addition to her not being an actual mom she would definitely get on our nerves after a few hours of her endless singing in tune. We Momadonnas can sing but it’s usually as a group and therefore a little off tune. Of course the fact that Mary Poppins is a fictional person would make it difficult as well. The real Mothers who make up the Momadonnas are best defined by their actions -oh and of course their nicknames.

Now you may ask why a nick name and how important can a nickname be? Very important! With just one word you will know everything you need to know about that person. Without nicknames I as an author would have to give you a long drawn out story about each of us from birth to age 26 (As a rule we never get older than 26 – me I’ve been 26 for just over 10 years now). Honestly, I just don’t have time for that. Luckily each mom upon entering our world of Momlyness has been given a nickname. So we can move on. However, before I do, I would like to point out that we moms did not get to pick out our own nicknames (I know I tried, but it just didn’t stick. That said if you want to call me Captain Hot Chick please don’t let this stop you). Having the group choose your nickname is both good and bad because once you have a nickname it takes on a life of its own…. and no one knows where it will take you.

Let me officially introduces us: The Ringleader, Bitch, The Professional and Punk. No, these are not our real names, although we will answer to them (that is not always a good thing… think of poor Bitch)